Membership
20.12.29
So you want to join our group?
We have a 10 Step Program for Membership
(coincidentally just like AA)
STEP 1 | |
STEP 2 | Get in touch with someone in our group. Let him or her know you are interested in becoming a member |
STEP 3 | |
STEP 4 | Get in touch with someone in our group. Let him or her know you are interested in becoming a member. (Did I say that twice? See Step 3.) |
STEP 5 | Check your sanity. |
STEP 6 | Come out to one of our coffee/breakfast meetings or one of our other events. Get checked out by the group. Put forward various bits and pieces of your car in sacrificial offering. |
STEP 7 | Check your sanity. |
STEP 8 | If
you get to this step (most people drop out at Step 1), you go through the
"Great and Good Refusal Ritual": we ask you three times if you
still want to join, and if you say "yes" all three times you pass
and move on to the next step. It means you can skip Setps 9,11,and 14, as |
STEP 9 | Check your sanity. |
STEP 10 | The next is the "Allpowerful Naked Left Leg Ritual" (also known as the Anibal Ritual. Click here for an exclusive revealing photo. |
STEP 11 | Check your sanity. |
STEP 12 | Pay your annual dues ($0). |
STEP 13 | Lucky step 13! Fill in the form by clicking here. |
STEP 14 | Check your sanity. |
STEP 15 | Yer in ! Go back to Step 14. |
OK ... so I can't count - there are 15 Steps. (Please refer to Steps 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, and 14). |
Jagnuts reserves the right to lenghen, shorten, or otherwise change the above 10 Step Program or whatever whim, exuse, or reason takes us at any time.
Jagnuts also reserves the right to refuse membership to anyone, for any reason. Jagnuts does not descriminate on the basis of sex, race, creed, colour, planet of origin, or type of car owned (unless it is an Italian or French car).