Membership

2025.03.31

So … you want to join our group do you?

We have a 10 Step Program for Membership. Please read carefully.

Step 1

Check your sanity.

Step 2

Get in touch with someone in our group. Let him or her know you are interested in becoming a member

Step 3

Check your sanity.

Step 4

Get in touch with someone in our group. Let him or her know you are interested in becoming a member.
(Did I say that twice? See Step 3.)

Step 5

Check your sanity.

Step 6

Come out to one of our coffee/breakfast meetings or one of our other events. Get checked out by the group. Put forward various bits and pieces of your car in sacrificial offering.

Step 7

Check your sanity.

Step 8

If you get to this step (most people drop out at Step 1), you go through the “Great and Good Refusal Ritual” (sometimes) : we ask you three times (well, somewhere between zero and twenty times really) if you still want to join, and if you say “yes” all three times you pass and move on to the next step. It means you can skip Steps 9 and 12 as your status in this regard is assured.

Step 9

Check your sanity.

Step 10

Pay your annual dues ($0).

Step 11

Fill in the membership form by clicking on the button below.
Membership Form

Step 12

Check your sanity.

Step 13

Yer in ! (Go back to Step 12)

OK … so we can’t count … there are 13 Steps … mathematics is not a prime requisite of membership anyway … yes, there are in fact 13 steps (in particular please reference steps 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, and 12).