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February 17, 2019

 

 

Ground Hobbs Day was officially February 3 this year.

Punxutawney John neither say nor did not see his shadow - he simply slept in.
This was an ominous portent of for the driving weather for the year.

However, Punxutawney John awaoke from his slumber on February 17 to make his annual prognostication.

Prepare the tar and feathers!

 

 

BRUNCH

 

A news flash went around the world:

"Hot off the Ground Hobbs press. The late Punxutawney John predicted this morning that March 24 will be the date when our cars will be liberated from their hybernatoriums. Amid much skepticism from the surrounding throngs, all agreed it was a prediction.

"Associated Press and Reuters please copy."